Welcome to Melvin's e-mail Archive. For the last 5 years I've received more crap in my various email boxes that i care to recollect. Most of it is crap spam, but some of it is actually some really funny stuff. For everything of what you see below, I've just done formatting and no other changes. If in some way shape or form you are offended by what you see --- LEAVE!.

This is and will [hopefully] be a work in progress. At some point, I'll probably allow you to submit stuff that you receive but in the meantime, i'll add to this when I have 10-minutes to spare.