Summer Reading

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Cat in the Blender
7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

Rejected Little Golden Books:
1. You Are Different And That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
10. Strangers Have The Best Candy
11. You Were an Accident
12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
13. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Microwave Games
14. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
15. Your Nightmares Are Real
16. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
17. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
18. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?