Subject: Age Prediction

A middle-aged woman spends $5,000 to have a face-lift for her birthday. And she feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32" was the reply. "I'm exactly 47" the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into a McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29". The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."

Curiosity gets the best of her, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes, she says," Okay, okay,.....how old am I?" He gives her breasts one last squeeze and says,"Madam, you are 47."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible,...how did you know?"

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."